Top Design

First things first. How fine are my fellow judges?
Those three chicks are ridiculous. They're all mega-talented, accomplished, witty, blah, blah, blah – all the stuff you want them to be. But, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more importantly, they are insanely unbelievably unfairly GORGEOUS! I am sooooooooo Bosley to their Angels. The real question is: Which girl is which angel? I suppose India is Farrah and Margaret is Jaclyn, but Kelly is hardly Kate. I guess Kelly can be Cheryl but that confuses matters because I don't think that those three were ever Angels together. Oh well, whatever, I'll always be Bosley.

As for Todd, he is also all of the above – talented, accomplished, witty, and gorge, but I don't think he can be one of the Angels and he can't be Charlie. I guess he's more like The Fonz (in My Three Sons clothing), the cool kid with the heart of gold. Stay tuned as my colleagues' super-fly-ness unfolds over the course of the season.

So, Cycle 2, Episode 1. My first encounter with those crazy contestants was on the POP DESIGN and I was thrilled and disappointed. Thrilled to see Eddie and Ondine's Pop Design cause they totally rocked it. Eddie's Butler's Pantry concoction was pretty flawless – sophisticated, intelligent, and gorgeous, and he immediately stood out as one to watch. Ondine's Monkey collage was great in a totally different way. Whereas Eddie's was beautifully composed and chic and polished, Ondine's design was weird and quirky and had an undefinable je ne sais quoi that totally won my heart. Loved it. Those were the two best and they filled me with audacious hope for the season...

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